Multiple Musical Personality Disorder

He's about as interesting as a pet rock.

He's had more jobs than Mike Rowe.

He's not opposed to flatulence as long as you roll down the window.

He doesn't have a mullet, a perm or a ponytail anymore.

He loves a good chouquette but he's not a Frenchman.

He recently went from STEREO to MONO...nucleosis. Playing in mono has made him realize his only fan is his mom and she loves his Christmas album . Wait a minute! It appears Brian Stansfield at USA Today liked it as well!

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